foosan

Closed

Cause the mild mannered reporter may turn out to be BLACK BELT!


Fast forward to 2.10 if you cant wait, its pretty damn spectacular


http://www.lite-news.com/black-belt-bbc-man-fights-off-yobs/

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8321683.stm


I thought it was pretty damn funny myself, difficult to defend yourself when the vast majority of your party policies boil down to "we hate dark people"

OWAIT! IT WAS THE LIBERAL MEDIAS FAULT!!!!1!!!

24 today and absolutely nothing to report. I spent my year eating snacky treats in front of the PC AS THE LAW OF THE FURRE DEMANDS!




:'( Soon I will die of multiple heart attacks of the ass

So my new tablet arrived this week, its by far the FATTEST one I've ever used


Bloo and I went to see inglorious bastards the other day, entire cinema went into gigglefits whenever Hitler was on screen. I liked his little cape, like a little nazi superhero

I cut all the fingertips of my left hand trying to make a cheese sandwich with a fucking huge bread knife. It bled profusely, dissapointed I never got a photo of it at the time, it was awesome.


Blizzard tried to lower my burst dps in an ill advised attempt to remove paladins from the lower tier 2v2 arena. People were crying too much about rets again



and failed misrably, I can now pull gladiator healers apart withtout thinking about it. All I need to do is use my PVE gear to do the deed

Today I have booked a holiday TO THE MAGICAL CITY OF LONDON!

Bloo and I will be attending this mess ===>http://rbw.org.uk/

To help fund this I am considering offering sketch comissions, if anyones interested drop a post here. Might help me STOP SUCKING too


Ill get a couple of more recent examples up in a bit

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Sooooooooooooooooo





Yiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyifffyiffyiff


>8( Its going to be horrible

I understand that internets and politics genrally dont mix, but all these American pundits (usually in the employ of that old bloated whore "Newscorp") using the NHS as a blunt instrument to break Obamas metaphorical kneecaps are getting my back up.

Christ sake, I've seen at least three BLATANT LIES now on multiple american news networks! What the fuck happened to proof reading that shit before putting it on TV?!!!!!

Ho ho! Ass!!!!

So when the big dramatic totally silent part of the new harry potter film started, somone six rows behind me farted

I had teeth marks all over my hand where it was bit down on to prevent giggle fits

Bloo tells me she had gigglefits herself when she heard people crying in the first row




We are a nuisance



REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU SEE THE FILM AND YOU TOO WILL BE CURSED TO GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL!

Kek

Happy solstice hippies

Got a general lack of things to post here, so I thought I'd be just as well revealing the cause of it



My epeen is huge and floppy, o ya!

What with FAP keeling over, deviantart still being all posh* and a personal lack of faith in Yifft (at the moment anyway) I have decided that the best way to go given the situation, is to post my shit personally. The handful of people interested in being added to a doodle filter should drop a comment here and I'll take things from there.


*lack of outright pornography, OY!

Apathy is useful

Remember, look at the number on the bus before stepping onto it, or an adventure ye shalt have

Slept in a bit today, turned my alarm off last night and forgot to put it back on again.

Caught peenie watching beauty and the beast, oh how I laughed at his poofyness before I sat down to watch it myself.

Spent monday and tuesdays over at Bloos, she made me pancakes and I got the last one, which smelt like butter unlike hers which smelt like eggs. I also had lemon on them for the first time ever and found that it mixes nicely with the sugar and does not taste at all like what it does when it comes out the bottle (Which I used to drink straight when I was wee)
I also proved that I can resist cold better than Bloo, also little chocolate digestive bits
We watched freedy for fingered too. I'm going to make Bloo a cheese helmet for next week

And I bought a lottery ticket, so that we can buy ourselves a horse if we win and I can be a farmer


Jewels! I brought you Jewels :O


Edit:
My grandad told me that the reason we use the word Jewel is that Jews used to control the industry. Lol! The old Nazie bastard, what a lark

6 month anniversary with bloo tomorrow :3

murr